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Howard19

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« on: August 16, 2012, 03:56:57 PM »
A doctor from  France  says:

"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we

cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another

man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."


The German doctor comments:

"That's nothing, in  Germany   we take part of the

brain out of a person; we put it into another person's

head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."


A Russian doctor says:

"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of

the heart from a person; we put it into another

person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking

for work."


The U.S. doctor answers immediately:

"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind

us....in the  USA , about 3 years ago, we grabbed

a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and

no balls....we made him President of the United

States, and now....... the whole damn country is

    looking for work."
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2012, 04:16:53 PM »
lol
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2012, 09:39:50 AM »
Now thats some funny shxx!!!
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Whass up!!

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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2012, 12:51:02 PM »
Haha I like that one


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Mine was stiff when working it back and forth on the trailer.
Once I got it on the water and under power, it was amazing!

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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2012, 06:01:32 PM »
LOL :thumbup:
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The definition of insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results.....Einstein

I refuse to call people an ass anymore. It insults hard working donkeys worldwide!

76NORDIC

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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2012, 08:42:42 AM »
A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included Obama. Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "Im president Obama and I hope you'll vote for me this November." She laughed ans quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!"
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The definition of insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results.....Einstein

I refuse to call people an ass anymore. It insults hard working donkeys worldwide!

SoCalPSD

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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2012, 08:29:40 AM »
There's a reason I call my wife my better half, its cuz she better half dinner on the table when I get home.

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In my best "grandad" voice with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth....  "if a day goes by and you learn nothing, I hope like hell you got a lot of sleep".... :thumbup:

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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2012, 08:35:40 AM »
Why are women meant to be in the kitchen? Because they already come with milk and eggs!
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BIG JOHNSON

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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2012, 10:21:12 AM »
Let's not forget why women don't wear watches either...

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« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2012, 01:21:14 AM »
Marriage........ its betting half your shit that its going to work out.
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Coors light dreaming on a Keystone budget...

 


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