My buddy just moved to Texas, I don't know what the lake is called but he lives in Wimberley (I think that's how its spelled) within an hour's drive of Austin.
Im skiing behind his boat and of course the water is much calmer along shore so I tell him to get closer to shore.
I keep seeing these funky signs with a red no smoking sign on them barely on shore...
As I'm cutting back and forth I start wondering what the hell these signs say so I pay more and more attention. Of course I fall.
Since I don't have the best of eyesight I swim a bit closer to shore to read these signs.
The signs says: DANGER STAY AWAY FROM SHORE! WATER MOCASSIN HABITAT
You bet I swam my happy ass back to the boat fast as a hershey squirt.
So if you ask me, I'll live with the lakes closing at dusk, I don't wanna sleep with any goddamn snakes. Let alone ones that like the water!