I am going to buy him a Zippo though.
I wouldn't do that either, my father damn near burned up a near new Explorer I had about 15 years ago with one of those when he dropped it! (Opened like 7 beers from the case we went and got and dumped it down the console on the passenger side to put it out!)
Those things are even more dangerous, lol.
PS, I'd bet his cherry blew off too and started this, not the lighter

Steve, that is GREAT siggy line, lmao!

Ray