Now that's funny too! Were my wife alive, I would really have to think about what to name the Moo Boat. Else, get my ass kicked. Thread jacking here, but MY thought was Udder Nonsense. Chime in anytime guys, it ain't painted on yet.
Bear in mind, my wife named her cat (The one I just Dr Kavorkianed, with much pleasure I might add) Snatch.
Given that, what , "Titty Express"? , " Breast Pump", or what else you got

Ray
BTW, I think the first one is awesome. Though I like the Squat and Squirt thing, although I'm quite she she don't.