I could fix it for you but it doesn't "mach 1 that doesn't leave your yard" anywhere 

The wording is a little off but I got the "jist" of it.    

So what's your point, the slug got beat by the turtle. Big deal.

HA HA HA

Back to guessing

57.7 because of the YJ

54.7

I'm as chill as I can be, you're just a fukking dick, end of story there. Good natured ribbing is one thing, you constantly pointing out  everyone's faults and flaws is just dicklike. Maybe at one time you were someone in the baoting world, maybe. But from what I can tell now you're just a washed up jaded cocksucker who finds some kind of pleasure in casting shadows on the fun times we have,or are planning to have,  be it racing, "chasing ghosts" or just cruising the river/lake. Maybe you should look at yourself in the mirror and see if you can figure out when you became such a cantankerous old asshole. As far as my boat, did I ever say I was Capt Know It All? NO! I may not have tons of boating experience but I've been around hot rods all my life, first car @ 13 was a 67 Firebird 400 CI/4 SPD car, that's what I learned to drive in, learned to fix when it didn't run.  You can talk all the shit you want about me and my boats, and you can bet your sweet ass that this Tahiti will be in Parker in June. Maybe you can show up and regale us all with your tales of the boating industry in it's heyday, I mean after all you seem to be the self imposed King of all things floating. I'm done with you and this post. For now, GO EAT A DICK you asshole.

PS- You're right, Ralph is a helluva guy, and his boat is fast.

Can I change my bet to the average of everyone's final answer. 

-beerjet-

Proppy I say 47.3 (revised est) mph and 65 when you get the "secret weapon"  Tom


Great thread best laugh i've had all week ! 

Agreed, it's about time someone told that old bag of dicks what's up. 

Bag of dicks???...... lmao....... and then there's your avatar........... wtf??  LOL

I will say 69 

 Look what happens when I leave you kids alone and go to work  .  LOL, this turned into some funny shit !
 
 Well I did a few things to it after work, new ignition switch, charged the batt, set the timeing where the motor likes it, and adjusted the throttle cable so I can have full throttle again. The timeing was backed way off and the throttle has been set not to allow full throttle after destroying two thrust bearings in the pump in two months a few years back  .   So, off to the lake in the morning to see what kind of damage I can do  . 

Hawaiian to a Tahiti, like going from a shit sandwich to a vomit shake (I worked at both shops, so I can rag on them all day long,
And I'm sticking to my 59. 

  So, I guess mine (Lancer) is a copy of a vomit shake, that might explain that smell from under the old floor  .

Gee Hope I spelled Vomit right ?? 

be safe Bro call my cell tommorow ,i'll be on the tractor 

 The results are in, and yea I was a little disapointed  ,  But it looks like we have a WINNER

54.7

 First run off the trailer was 52.9mph and 5100 rpm  , I think I own the worlds slowest jet boat  .  I started looking around to see WTF was wrong because I know this motor will turn way more than 5100 !!  Well I found out the secondarys were not opening (vac sec) so I rigged up a bolt in the linkage to get them to open  , and tried again.  results, 53.8 at 5500  . OK, now Im getting mad  !!  So off come the baffles and the small flame arrestor fell off and went under the seat.  Time to let the beast breath !!   I'll get this mother ####### thing over 54 mph if it kills me !!  .  btw, crescent wrenches dont float  .
 FINAL RUN , 54.2 mph at, well, see the pics for rpm  .  I think its verry obvious this pump is junk and was never intended to do what I want it to do.  As a side note 3000 rpm was 35.2 mph.

 All clean and ready to go 


 You couldnt ask for better water than this 


 The end results 


 The final RPM #s    OMG that sounded GOOD. Easy 100mph Ebay speed on that pass !!!

well shit son.  first off, I LOVE Pine Flat, you're lucky to live so close, secondly maybe you should get ahold of 2Sav and pick up his energiized jacuzzi pump?

Didnt he sell it on ebay?

that's alot of rpm 's