If the grandma chimed in said she did too, this story would have been epic

Haha sounds like good people

So I'm having a bachelor party for my brother and the question of strippers came up.  Mind you I was at dinner with my entire extended family, grandma too.

My brother blurts out that all jet boaters love strippers and of course I own a jet boat so I love strippers.

Before I can open my mouth to defend myself, my wife states that she likes strippers and the boat is half hers...

I love that woman.

Ps. The party's the weekend of the 25th in Parker...stop by if you need a free beer.


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You have got a keeper!


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So I'm having a bachelor party for my brother and the question of strippers came up.  Mind you I was at dinner with my entire extended family, grandma too.

My brother blurts out that all jet boaters love strippers and of course I own a jet boat so I love strippers.

Before I can open my mouth to defend myself, my wife states that she likes strippers and the boat is half hers...

I love that woman.

Ps. The party's the weekend of the 25th in Parker...stop by if you need a free beer.


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I can see my wife saying the same thing. She likes strippers but the boat is mine!!!


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I agree 100%.  Its along the lines of "let's not do Christmas presents this year"

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I agree with this! How big is your dog house?

So does that mean there won't be any hookers?

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Whoa wait a minute who said anything about hookers? I thought we were talking strippers. Two different worlds.


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Strippers can have such a negative connotation about it.   You want exotic dancers... It's an expression type of dancing. More like an art

I don't go to strip clubs , I tell the wife I prefer gentleman clubs 


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So does that mean there won't be any hookers?

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I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the hooker population of the greater Parker area...


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My wife gets pissed if I make her pay for her lap dances....so I make sure that doesn't happen. Happy wife Happy life!!


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amen to that my wife would be pissed if I mentioned hookers, strippers or anything else,  she loves the shit out of me  there must be something wrong with her lol

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Maybe I wasn't clear. My wife would be pissed if she didn't get her share of the fun with the strippers but the hookers I don't think she'd go down that road!!!


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no I got ya bud mine wouldn't be cool with either one

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For our bachelorette/bachelor party.. We went to Hustler club.. 30+ people for a party like that at a "gentleman's club".. Times you will never forget, Well after several drinks I can only remember the first half..LOL

I never got a bachelor party. Shotgun wedding. Came home from work on a Wednesday before Labor Day weekend and told Rhonda pack your bags we're getting married this weekend. Called a few family and friends all of us met up at Chapel of the Bells in Vegas. Got married by a blind preacher at 4:00am and have never looked back. Married for like 26yrs been together for more than 30. (Man that sentence made me feel old). No telling why she's put up with my shenanigans for this long. She's a keeper!!!!


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