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IRRebel

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SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« on: June 29, 2010, 08:57:33 AM »
Had a lot going on this last week or so, and nearly forgot about this.

BUT

I have 1 (One), original SCJB Koozie I found in Moo (Actually under the bellhousing between the oil pan and the jet) I am going to hold for ransom. The original owner does not hold exclusive rights on the ransom, but a donation to the Nelson family could free the sombitch so it finds it original/new home. I will not divulge the brand of beer can that was in it at the time of discovery...... :sly:



Please do so before I am forced to post pics torturing the poor lil thing........

Ray
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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2010, 09:02:10 AM »
thanks for the laugh Ray :thumbup:
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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2010, 09:11:23 AM »
What kind of torture are we talking? Are you gonna make it smoke cigarettes from mexico? Drink milk that is past the expiration date? Indian burns? How bad will this get?!?!?!
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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2010, 09:21:30 AM »
It's not gonna be pretty......Probably should ESRB rated the thread........I got time on my hands today.......

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Brad @ SCJB

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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2010, 09:23:10 AM »
you better start getting creative. the clock is ticking.
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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2010, 09:42:57 AM »
OK, Here goes.....Don't make me start dismembering the poor lil thing.....

I think it sqeualed a little during this.....



Not enough......Ransom went up.....I think it wet itself on my felt......



This looks harmless..........but I was blastin Ricky Martin here..........



Going for it's wind tunnel test to the Ford garage for more if it doesn't SHUT UP!!!



I'm sure those guys got some fun stuff to play around with.........

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Brad @ SCJB

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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2010, 09:49:17 AM »
what bothers me is you have ricky martin on standby....
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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2010, 09:54:12 AM »
Who says Ricky Martin was on standby? Could've just been listening to it anyway...
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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2010, 10:44:44 AM »
Quote from: Brendella Pickle on June 29, 2010, 09:54:12 AM
Who says Ricky Martin was on standby? Could've just been listening to it anyway...

Would it help to say it was my daughter's Ipod?   ???  Prolly not.....Oh well....

It seemed to like this. Until the dogs saw it, then it was trembling........C'mon, whose is it?...........



Tried water torture, but someone taught it how to swim........Don't make me take the next step.......



Ray

 



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Brad @ SCJB

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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2010, 10:50:14 AM »
keep it goin ray.....best thread in awhile  :thumbup:
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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2010, 10:59:09 AM »
I'm contemplating paying the ransom, if for no other reason than to give more $$ to the Nelsons, I just want to see what else you'll do........ >:D
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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2010, 11:00:31 AM »
Oh it's really scared now.........



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Brad @ SCJB

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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2010, 11:01:49 AM »
anything but the waterboard!
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2010, 11:05:31 AM »
Boy I'll say you got some time on your hands :thumbup: :beer:
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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2010, 11:05:42 AM »
For god's sake isn't that illegal?!?!?!?
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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2010, 11:06:49 AM »
Quote from: Brendella Pickle on June 29, 2010, 11:05:42 AM
For god's sake isn't that illegal?!?!?!?

depends on who is in office  >:D
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« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2010, 11:22:09 AM »
just curious....how long do you suspect it was there? when was the last time the motor was out of the boat?

shit, it coulda been from fathers day weekend '09 for all i know. i do remember diggin around on your boat that weekend trying to help you jump it
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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2010, 11:24:15 AM »
Quote from: Brendella Pickle on June 29, 2010, 11:05:42 AM
For god's sake isn't that illegal?!?!?!?

The Ransom part is ALSO illegal......... :screwy:

Was gonna smoke it for a bit, but the neighbor caught me on my roof and reminded me there's a burn ban on......dammit!



it doesn't like heights, lemme tell ya! Prefers sea level.........

It ALSO does NOT like anything that sounds like an outboard.....



This thing is in tears........

Ray
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IRRebel

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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2010, 11:25:56 AM »
Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on June 29, 2010, 11:22:09 AM
just curious....how long do you suspect it was there? when was the last time the motor was out of the boat?

shit, it coulda been from fathers day weekend '09 for all i know. i do remember diggin around on your boat that weekend trying to help you jump it

Nah, I do clean it better than that. It does have a distinguishing tattoo in a very private place though.......... :sly: She was a little shy to show it to me......

Ray
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IRRebel

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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2010, 11:59:30 AM »
Noones even asked how much the ransom is?  :screwy:

I did this and showed it what happened to the last thing that was on it........



"Ewww! Ewww! Ewww! A dirty old ford is touching my butt".....It squealed....



Sooooooooo



 >:D

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Brad @ SCJB

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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2010, 12:01:32 PM »
ill trade ya a clean new one for that useless hairdryer on your workbench
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« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2010, 12:17:00 PM »
I can't take it anymore!!! How much $??? Your killing that poor thing!!!
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« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2010, 12:19:59 PM »
Ok, Ok, I'll pay the ransom, how much?????
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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2010, 12:21:14 PM »
Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on June 29, 2010, 12:01:32 PM
ill trade ya a clean new one for that useless hairdryer on your workbench

Ya mean this thing? This is a lil one. Glad to know what it is, finally, I been using it to grind coffee beans......No wonder it has no handle! I hated turning that round thing around by hand and was gonna make a handle for it.........Them Columbians must have forearms like Popeye.... ;)



Ray
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Re: SCJB Koozie for Ransom............
« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2010, 12:23:00 PM »
$25 to the Nelsons in exchange for the safe release of the poor little koozie
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