A doctor from France says:
"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another
man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the
brain out of a person; we put it into another person's
head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of
the heart from a person; we put it into another
person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking
for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind
us....in the USA , about 3 years ago, we grabbed
a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and
no balls....we made him President of the United
States, and now....... the whole damn country is
looking for work."