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beerjet

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stupid questions? ask it here!
« on: September 05, 2012, 10:06:05 PM »
Just so everyone knows, the stupidest questions are the ones that aren't asked..........in the search bar........first.

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Quote from: Ralph Brunt on July 09, 2009, 08:36:19 PM
i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

82daytona

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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2012, 06:05:32 AM »
Why does poop stink if it's under water?
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BIG JOHNSON

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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2012, 07:13:50 AM »
Easy, cause its pushed out by gas and some of them float.

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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2012, 09:40:36 AM »
Why do i have bubbleguts after eating jalopeno burgers and beer? :o
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Howard19

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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2012, 10:47:21 AM »
Why are there so many stupid people ready to give up there freedom in november .
why is mrs obummer so f--king ugly
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JMS-1

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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2012, 06:27:56 PM »
How exactly does a posi trac rear end in a plymouth work?
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2012, 06:41:35 PM »
Quote from: JMS-1 on September 06, 2012, 06:27:56 PM
How exactly does a posi trac rear end in a plymouth work?

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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2012, 06:56:29 PM »
Quote from: JMS-1 on September 06, 2012, 06:27:56 PM
How exactly does a posi trac rear end in a plymouth work?

In my best redneck voice "It Just Does"
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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2012, 07:13:51 AM »
why are there so many warning labels on everything???
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BIG JOHNSON

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« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2012, 07:21:27 AM »
Quote from: mobboss on September 07, 2012, 07:13:51 AM
why are there so many warning labels on everything???

Because the world is full of idiots. 

My cousin(by marriage) tried to flip over his running lawnmower to diagnose it by picking up on the exhaust header.... It had a warning label, but he still had to go to the hospital.

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82daytona

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« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2012, 07:47:23 AM »
Cousin by marriage.......sure :sly:
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5150whiteboy

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« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2012, 07:50:56 AM »
Why is there a tag on the mattress that says " do not remove tag "


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BIG JOHNSON

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« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2012, 07:52:37 AM »
Quote from: 5150whiteboy on September 07, 2012, 07:50:56 AM
Why is there a tag on the mattress that says " do not remove tag "


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It's a conspiracy maaaan

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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2012, 08:50:36 AM »
Why does Gov't continue to create more and more gun laws and make it so difficult to purchase guns+ammo when criminals don't usually follow the rules?  :screwy:
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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2012, 10:05:41 AM »
Why does the doctor leave the room when you undress?
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« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2012, 10:07:51 AM »
Quote from: bjaming on September 07, 2012, 10:05:41 AM
Why does the doctor leave the room when you undress?

Strip tease is uncomfortable for health care professionals.

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« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2012, 10:45:26 AM »
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2012, 02:51:55 PM »
how come you never see a  baby pigeon?

 
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« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2012, 05:19:33 PM »
Because pigeons start as rats and grow wings when there grown
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« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2012, 06:51:30 PM »
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
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« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2012, 08:19:56 PM »
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?  :screwy:

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« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2012, 09:12:54 PM »
Why is it you can always find a slow driver in the fast lane?  :banghead:
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

mash on it

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« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2012, 11:37:22 AM »
How far is up?
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« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2012, 10:22:04 PM »
Quote from: Nixonnow on September 07, 2012, 06:51:30 PM
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?


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beerjet

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« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2012, 10:14:45 PM »
Quote from: Howard19 on September 09, 2012, 10:22:04 PM

          SEX
CAN YOU WORD IT IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION!
WTF!

Is a pigs pussy pork?

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Quote from: Ralph Brunt on July 09, 2009, 08:36:19 PM
i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*
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