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svssr95

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There is an answer....
« on: September 04, 2009, 09:15:09 PM »
If a chicken and a half, laid an egg and a half, in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged frog, to kick the dill seeds, out of a dill pickle ???
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Quote from: redlightrobert on March 10, 2012, 12:34:11 PM
i just want someone to look at my junk too tell me if it is cj worthy!

IRRebel

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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 09:21:58 PM »
searching for the correct answer, but I beleive it is:

Who cares!

Lol
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svssr95

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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 09:23:37 PM »
nope...
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Quote from: redlightrobert on March 10, 2012, 12:34:11 PM
i just want someone to look at my junk too tell me if it is cj worthy!

crewchief22

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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 10:14:27 PM »
...east of Japan?  ;D
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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 10:37:49 PM »
If buttered bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet. What happens when you strap a piece of buttered bread, butter side up, on a cats back?
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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 10:49:04 PM »
Quote from: svssr95 on September 04, 2009, 09:15:09 PM
If a chicken and a half, laid an egg and a half, in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged frog, to kick the dill seeds, out of a dill pickle ???

One day... :thumbup:
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If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

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svssr95

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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2009, 11:34:43 PM »
you have to do the math......
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Quote from: redlightrobert on March 10, 2012, 12:34:11 PM
i just want someone to look at my junk too tell me if it is cj worthy!

The Chaz

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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2009, 12:12:46 AM »
Now would that be a Kosher Dill or a German Dill?  If it was a kosher dill I would say it would take about 2 shakes of a frogs tail.
But if it were a German Dill it would depend on how hard the wind was blowing :-*
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FORKEDUP

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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2009, 06:02:08 AM »
who cares, kill the chicken and cook it for dinner, use the eggs for breakfast, discard the damn frog, he is useless with only one leg, toast the bread to go along with the eggs for breakfast and kill the f'n cat ;D
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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2009, 08:36:22 AM »
you can use the frog for bait!  ;D
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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2009, 08:46:37 AM »
Im not here to think! Im hungover reading this  :banghead:
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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2009, 10:35:11 AM »
1 day

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Quote from: Ralph Brunt on July 09, 2009, 08:36:19 PM
i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2009, 11:23:55 AM »
Damn, I missed That........... :banghead:

1/2 day.... :sly:

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Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on December 22, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

Quote from: IRRebel on June 11, 2011, 07:30:45 PM
Time to man up and yank it John!  :banghead:
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svssr95

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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2009, 11:48:02 AM »
You forgot to carry the seven......
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Quote from: redlightrobert on March 10, 2012, 12:34:11 PM
i just want someone to look at my junk too tell me if it is cj worthy!

SLCKREG

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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2009, 11:59:48 AM »
Pickles have cucumber seeds , not dill..... 8)
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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2009, 12:22:09 PM »
Quote from: SLCKREG on September 05, 2009, 11:59:48 AM
Pickles have cucumber seeds , not dill..... 8)


Doh!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on December 22, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

Quote from: IRRebel on June 11, 2011, 07:30:45 PM
Time to man up and yank it John!  :banghead:
Ray

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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2009, 12:24:57 PM »
OK focker.

Make exactly 100 using four 9's....you're answer should be in the form of an equation....

And yes, there is an answer................................. ........................... :thumbup:

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Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on December 22, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

Quote from: IRRebel on June 11, 2011, 07:30:45 PM
Time to man up and yank it John!  :banghead:
Ray

GT Jets

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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2009, 12:31:15 PM »
Quote from: Luckie Stiff on September 04, 2009, 10:37:49 PM
If buttered bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet. What happens when you strap a piece of buttered bread, butter side up, on a cats back?

If done right, a buttered pussy.................................. ...... ;)
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Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on December 22, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

Quote from: IRRebel on June 11, 2011, 07:30:45 PM
Time to man up and yank it John!  :banghead:
Ray

SLCKREG

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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2009, 05:00:10 PM »
I'm calling bull shizzle on the answer part ....I'm just sayin... O0
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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2009, 05:06:49 PM »
Quote from: SLCKREG on September 05, 2009, 05:00:10 PM
I'm calling bull shizzle on the answer part ....I'm just sayin... O0

Dill seed or 100?

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Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on December 22, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

Quote from: IRRebel on June 11, 2011, 07:30:45 PM
Time to man up and yank it John!  :banghead:
Ray

SLCKREG

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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2009, 05:17:57 PM »
You tell me :P
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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2009, 05:29:29 PM »
Quote from: SLCKREG on September 05, 2009, 05:17:57 PM
You tell me :P

Lets just say there is an answer to the 100 deal, but it wont be in your math textbook.. :screwy:

As for the focking dill see deal, simple oversight, that made me feel like an idiot. :banghead:

Not even a guess? ???

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Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on December 22, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

Quote from: IRRebel on June 11, 2011, 07:30:45 PM
Time to man up and yank it John!  :banghead:
Ray

OC2Vegas

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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2009, 05:40:25 PM »
12
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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2009, 05:52:42 PM »
Quote from: GT Jets on September 05, 2009, 12:24:57 PM
Make exactly 100 using four 9's

9 divided by 9 = 1 + 99 = 100
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Re: There is an answer....
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2009, 06:01:11 PM »
Quote from: OC2Vegas on September 05, 2009, 05:52:42 PM
9 divided by 9 = 1 + 99 = 100


Dayum!   :thumbup:

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Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on December 22, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

Quote from: IRRebel on June 11, 2011, 07:30:45 PM
Time to man up and yank it John!  :banghead:
Ray
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