DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN
* 40-ish.................................49
* Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
* Athletic............................... .No breasts.
* Average looking..................Moooo.
* Beautiful.............................. Pathological liar.
* Emotionally Secure.............On medication.
* Feminist............................... Fat.
* Free Spirit...........................Junkie .
* Friendship first.....................Former Slut.
* New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Old-fashioned......................No B.J.'s
* Open-minded.......................Desperate.
* Outgoing..............................L oud and embarrassing.
* Professional.........................Bi tch.
* Voluptuous...........................Ve ry fat.
* Large frame..........................Hugely fat.
* Want s soul mate..................Stalker.
* Yes.................................... ..No
* No..................................... ..Yes
* Maybe.................................N o
* We need..............................I want
* I am sorry............................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk...................You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead....................You better not
* Do what you want................You will pay for this later
* I am not upset.......................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
* You're attentive tonight.........Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN
* I am hungry................................. .I am hungry
* I am sleepy................................. ..I am sleepy
* I am tired.................................. ....I am tired
* Nice dress.................................. .Nice cleavage! or BOOOBIES!!!!!
* I love you................ ...... ................Let's have sex now
* I am bored.................................. ..Do you want to have sex?
* May I have this dance?.................I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
* Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
* I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.......I'm gay.
