I was wiring the trailer last night....it was getting late and i was getting tired and not paying attention...then WACK......i hit my head so damn hard on the pump...right on the bolt that holds the end of the diverter cable in....and of course, its a nice allen socket head. i had to lay there for a minute cuz it rattled the brain pretty bad (like a marble in a fishbowl)    ...im really surprised it didnt split open. This morning i got a nice red mark and a bump the size of a 1/2 dollar on my forehead.

ive split my head open to where it needed stiches like 5-6 times.

I was closing the door on a BIG safe and tried to "slow" the door down before it slammed closed (Did it all the time). Didnt get one of my fingers out in time and SMASH! Broke the tip in 3 places.

Talked to a safe tech a lil while after it and he said that when the door gets moving it has 2k pounds of force.  All I can say is that it HURT ALOT!

lets see which one

1st back high school I had a 23 window ragtop bus. It was lowered, IRS axle, wicked engine, etc, etc. Anyways it was time for its annual head torqueing. Block one front wheel, put her up on jack stands, and grab my creeper. Well I started to torque the left cyl head it started to roll forward. Before I could get out from under it, it hopped the brick. The muffler land on chest, and put nice bruise on my chin as it continued its trip over me. I thought for sure it was going to crush me.

2nd time, I will most likely get flamed for this. I had a Toyota Celica, and so did a stoner friend of mine. We get in an argument about whos Celica is faster, and we decide to drag race, on a public street, about 11:00 PM, residential area. Anyways I am in the left lane, him right, the light turns, I get the jump on him, and plus I am just plane faster. Well he gets mad, and clips the rear corner of my car I go sliding at about 80 mph, correct the car just in time to plow a parked car head on, sending the parked car 3 houses down. Don't know how but I walked away from that with out a scratch. Not one of my proudest moments in life.