little boy and a little girl, both about six years old, were
playing in the sandbox.
Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand
between his legs to shift.
The little girl notices, and squeals with laughter. "How'd you
do that," she asks.
"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted
"Can I try it," she asks?
"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
She concentrates as she strains and grunts.
Suddenly, there's a huge explosion, the sides of the sandbox
fly off, all the sand flies out, and the little boy is thrown 20
feet, landing up against a tree.
He groggily gets to his feet, runs back to where the little
girl is.
He finds her laying on the ground, out cold, flat on her back,
spread eagle.
Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly
exclaims, "Just what I thought, dual exhaust."
