Officer, this is how the fight started...

I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.

So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his
car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed... and life... sometimes life
seems like... suddenly funny?

Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car.

He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close at me he looks up in my face and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I look down at him and I said, "Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?"

... and that's when the fight started.

Short story?.......

A few years ago the Rand Corp. in Santa Monica did a study about short people living longer than tall people. After much scientific data was collected, studied, and evaluated, it turned out that short people do not live any longer than tall people. The short people are just so frecking obnoxious it seems like they do!!!!..............MP

He must of been Grumpy 

Tom you would fit nicely into the new seat/gas pedal  arrangement of my boat.  I set it up for me @ 5' 6"