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jeffreydoctor

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My boats faster
« on: January 24, 2007, 04:37:28 PM »
Hells yeah, my boats are faster than yours. I'll race any day, any time!!!! Bring it!!!
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beerjet

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2007, 08:10:11 PM »
liar.  :-*

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beerjet

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2007, 10:30:13 PM »
I'm kidding . Your boats real fast . You were haulin ass when I passed you .  :o

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hotrod56cars

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2007, 08:23:13 AM »
It's definately faster than mine, my jet boat doesn't have a motor in it.

How fast is yours?
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Warlock

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2007, 04:54:21 PM »
Must have an outboard in it ;D
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Quickjet

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2007, 12:21:09 PM »
Must have an outboard in it ;D
Outboards arent "in" a boat they are "on" a boat. Held on by little Home Depot Clamps.
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Warlock

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2007, 01:06:02 PM »
Outboards arent "in" a boat they are "on" a boat. Held on by little Home Depot Clamps.
And unlike your boat they make it off of the trailer! ;D
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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2007, 09:07:38 PM »
Eggbeater Bar-b-q



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Warlock

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2007, 02:23:00 PM »
Eggbeater Bar-b-q



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Yer not invited! ;D
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Quickjet

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2007, 06:41:07 PM »
And unlike your boat they make it off of the trailer! ;D
Yeah but what's the point in unloading YOUR boat to go make an 87 mph pass? Shitt, I do that in my truck towing my boat to the lake.  >:D
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Warlock

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2007, 10:18:06 AM »
Yeah but what's the point in unloading YOUR boat to go make an 87 mph pass? Shitt, I do that in my truck towing my boat to the lake.  >:D
You call it a pass.....I call it cruizing across HAVASU on a BUSY weekend >:D...Shitt...If you wanted to do that you'd have to buy tickets at the Blue Rocket jet tours and keep yours on the trailer!...Oh...wait...thats where it always stays anyway...unless you want to make a ''PASS', 8 seconds right?  >:D A day in the life of Q-Jet....Nah guys...Can't drink tonight....gotta wake up at 4:30am....put my boat in the water by 5am so I can make an 8 second  'PASS' in my boat before I put it back on the trailer before it gets to crowded! ::)  ;D ;D My hangover isn't over until 11am so I'll never see you out there anyway! ;D
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beerjet

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2007, 09:29:53 PM »
* In an anouncer voice *

Tune in tommorrow to find out if Warlock is actually going to have Quickjet's baby or if Quickjet reveals that he is actually Warlocks biological father. Thats tommorrow no .....

As socaljetboats.com , turns. :-\

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Quickjet

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2007, 09:43:51 PM »
Warlock...I am your father. Join me and together we will rule the water as father and son.
I'll take care of the jets and v-drives and you keep an eye out for the Bass Trackers.. ;D ;D
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Warlock

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2007, 08:19:18 AM »
Warlock...I am your father. Join me and together we will rule the water as father and son.
I'll take care of the jets and v-drives and you keep an eye out for the Bass Trackers.. ;D ;D
Good idea! Better yet we can rule the water in shifts!!! You can have the 5am-6am shift and I'll take the 9am-6pm shift, You can keep yer boat on the trailer if it's to rough at 5am.  By the way....ask the jets and V-Drives how many beat downs have been given at the hands of bass boats with huge outboards?? Thats would make a good thread!
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Quickjet

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2007, 09:31:09 AM »
C'mon you know I can't be out on the water that early. That's when all you guys get the best fishing in.
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jeffreydoctor

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2007, 06:27:30 PM »
GIRLS, GIRLS!! Now we all know as the starter of this thread my boat will beat the pants off of your boat. And because boats don't wear pants maybe I'll have to take mine off as I pass you....on the freeway...huh???? I do have to give props to those bass trackers, honestly though are the fish really going to go away if you don't get there quick enough?

I want a showdown. Seriously, I live in Folsom near the lake and would love to plan a weekend where we can get together and hang out on my home terf, er I mean water. Ya'll can bring beer even though it's banned on the water. They check ice chests if you stay on the beach but they don't check for the dankeronneous if that is your pleasure.

So what do you all say head to Folsom Lake for a great weekend in June? I'll bring my 28' Chris Craft so I'll have a place to sleep. Keepin it [real=475,325][/real] with the [quick=475,325][/quick]'s on the water.
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jeffreydoctor

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2007, 07:11:52 PM »
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Thank you and start talking shit, cause that's what this post is for.  >:D
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beerjet

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2007, 11:13:24 PM »
 ??? ??? ??? I dont know how to read that much . I will say your gonna be the first boat I lay the burutal beat down with the fury of a thousand white hot suns .So tune your canoe up . Freak !

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jeffreydoctor

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2007, 10:00:11 AM »
ah, I'm sellin all my shit anyways.
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beerjet

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2007, 06:26:28 PM »
ah, I'm sellin all my shit anyways.
What's the matter nancy . :'( :'( Got skeered ? Why dont you get your boyfreind warlock over there to hold your purse while we dance huh .  ;D :D :D ;)

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Quickjet

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2007, 11:58:35 PM »
What's the matter nancy . :'( :'( Got skeered ? Why dont you get your boyfreind warlock over there to hold your purse while we dance huh .  ;D :D :D ;)

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  :D You are on a fukkin roll my brotha  :D Damn you should drink more often. Your crakin me up  ;D ;D
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Warlock

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2007, 10:20:37 AM »
What's the matter nancy . :'( :'( Got skeered ? Why dont you get your boyfreind warlock over there to hold your purse while we dance huh .  ;D :D :D ;)

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How cute...Look at BeerJet...The liquid courage is kickin' in....
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beerjet

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2007, 10:25:26 AM »
I was just gettin started at 2:26pm . By the way , how often do you have to replace the pull cord on that mower motor ?

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Warlock

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2007, 11:59:07 AM »
I was just gettin started at 2:26pm . By the way , how often do you have to replace the pull cord on that mower motor ?

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Last time you started that early you came home with a boat called the GLOW WORM! :o Now you have to post boat pics from back in my day!!!...(I would too...can't blame ya'!) Did you get all the Telatubbies to autograph the GLOW WORM when you picked it up???  ;D
« Last Edit: February 03, 2007, 12:13:34 PM by warlock »
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Warlock

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Re: My boats faster
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2007, 12:50:04 PM »
I was just gettin started at 2:26pm . By the way , how often do you have to replace the pull cord on that mower motor ?

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Me and Q-jet finally get over our break-up now BeerJet comes home drunk....Ding Ding Ding...I'm changin' the locks on the door this time!!! ;D
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