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beerjet

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Single Ply Toilet Paper
« on: February 15, 2013, 11:57:15 PM »
If I have to use that super thin single ply toilet paper that feels like I'm wiping with a Zig Zag rolling paper at your house ..... you're getting an "upper decker" 

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i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

Hallett Dave

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Re: Single Ply Toilet Paper
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2013, 11:21:58 PM »
If I have to use that super thin single ply toilet paper that feels like I'm wiping with a Zig Zag rolling paper at your house ..... you're getting an "upper decker" 

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I have you covered Omar. ;) I have spray bottles of "Meguiar's Quik Mist & Wipe Detailer" and an ample supply of Micro Fiber towels in both bathrooms.
Oh, "Turtle Wax Trim Restorer" is also available.
I have a lower decker for you.  ;D 
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SoCalPSD

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Re: Single Ply Toilet Paper
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2013, 06:49:06 AM »
I have you covered Omar. ;) I have spray bottles of "Meguiar's Quik Mist & Wipe Detailer" and an ample supply of Micro Fiber towels in both bathrooms.
Oh, "Turtle Wax Trim Restorer" is also available.
I have a lower decker for you.  ;D 
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beerjet

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Re: Single Ply Toilet Paper
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2013, 07:06:52 AM »
I have you covered Omar. ;) I have spray bottles of "Meguiar's Quik Mist & Wipe Detailer" and an ample supply of Micro Fiber towels in both bathrooms.
Oh, "Turtle Wax Trim Restorer" is also available.
I have a lower decker for you.  ;D 
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Brad @ SCJB

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Re: Single Ply Toilet Paper
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2013, 08:08:02 AM »
Thank god I use charmin.

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Upper Decker:
   
The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. The upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.
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