If I have to use that super thin single ply toilet paper that feels like I'm wiping with a Zig Zag rolling paper at your house ..... you're getting an "upper decker"
-beerjet-
I have you covered Omar.

I have spray bottles of "Meguiar's Quik Mist & Wipe Detailer" and an ample supply of Micro Fiber towels in both bathrooms.
Oh, "Turtle Wax Trim Restorer" is also available.
I have a lower decker for you.
HD