Two Woodpeckers...

 A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing
 about which country had the toughest trees.

 The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could
 peck.


 The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a
 hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

 The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck
 a tree in Canada that was absolutely "impeckable" (a term frequently
 used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence
 that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

 The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker
 successfully pecked the so-called "impeckable" tree almost without
 breaking a sweat.

 Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the
 Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican
 woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to
 peck the tree in their own country?

 After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

 Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets
 harder when you're away from home.

 Hey, I'm just the messenger!!!


GT