you took the words out of my mouth. the liberty only has 1 seat 
but if you need help drinking your beer, let me know 
I know you Vegas guys swing both ways but I always figured you were OK because you are from here.

Brad you have seen the video. I wasn't one of the naked dudes, remember? I was the one trying to explain Omar and "The Caveman" to my kids (and why they were chasing that cow).
Ralph, I can only hope this was a request from your wife. I know I said I was a whore, but I really didn't think I was gonna have to do more than a reach around. Damn you guys drive a tough bargain! Tell her ahead of time that its gonna be cold, and so she probably isn't gonna get to see me at my "best".