Oh lord this was an old thread and story.......At the Dumas Walker, Big River Cali.
As I recall, Rivertard and I were both being more than a little obnoxious..........go figure......So when they came to talk to us, I pretended they were talking to Mike, and when they were talking to Mike, he pretended they were talking to me. Pissed them off even worse. We ended up just talking to each other "about" these guys, the bartender and, well, I guess bouncer, was really another bartender, just stared at each other shrugging their shoulders while Mike and I argued amongst ourselves as to who was at fault. These guys started to look more than a little pissed.
Then the "you didn't wear the helmet to bed last night did ya, it was your turn" comment came out. I think Mike said it to me, but regardless, the bartenders now thought we were both certifiable......And at about that point we were asked to leave a LITTLE more abrubptly. At which point, after I convinced them I needed to pay the tab.........Mike climbed into the bed of my truck, I had 6 or 7 people in the cab, and Mike was back there bouncing off all the parts, headers, fenders, whatever else was back there on the little 2 block ride back to the Big River Inn.
Fun times........NOW......the bars there love us......go figure........

Ray