I have decided that no matter what, theres always going to be that one guy at these gathertings and events that just cant seem to get a break. Being stuff out of his control or just making stupid mistakes. That person will be granted the Dildo Award.
For the past weekends Avi trip, there is one person who really stood out. Granted, he really busted his ass to get out there and I do give him props for that, but there were several "Learning Experiences" involved in this trip for him. Including, but not limited to running out of gas, trying to dock while going down river, almost hitting chromeys boat 3 times, I lost count on how many tires he went through even though hes got a backyard full of spare trailers with useable tires, and hit a waverunner (which isnt THAT bad 
) and let him get away.
So everyone please join me in congradulating HotRod56Cars into the Dildo Hall of Fame.
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Here's yer fockin' speech:
I had a blast on the AVI trip. I learned several things on that trip. One was that 90% of the jet boater's out there are all talk and no action. They sit around drinking beer all day and never go out on the water. Once they do go out on the water the generally just go back and forth, back and forth, in front of everyone waiting for oh's and ah's like they're the sh!t or something. Me, I'd rather get in my boat and drive the mo fo and have some fun with it and the whole time not give a fuk what other's think of me. That's pretty much the way I've led my whole life, maybe that's why I've been knocked out more times than I can count - I dunno. I've run more tanks of gas through the High Life in the last 3 weeks than most jet boater's do the whole summer. I also learned that no matter how good of a driver you are, there will always be some mo fo out there that thinks he drives better than you, even if he's never had a boat that he can drive. Another thing that I learned on the AVI trip is that you don't fill your tires up with air, as per sidewall guidelines, if you're going to drive through the desert in extreme heat. The last thing that I learned on the AVI trip is that our dear master of this site has balls the size of peanuts, he goes for a little swim and also gets a close look at a jet ski and then never wants to go out on the water again in a boat. Probably explains the man tits and the non-photo shopped pic of my current pride and joy with a didlo stuck to it, WTF else is Woman! going to use anyway?
After the trip I've learned that no matter how nice you are to some people, they will always stab you in the back.
How many boats did you drive out there Brad?
I'm sorry, I'm fockin' sensitive and don't put up with sh!t like this... I got a lot of sh!t to deal with and am probably taking this the wrong way... you want to fock with me do it to my fockin face... to be continued.
whats funny he has stayed away from this post!!
and fock you too. I don't fockin type 800 words a minute and sometimes I have to work for a fockin living.
